Lyrics

Good day, everybody, let me introduce myself
I’m Miss Goody Two Shoes, I live my life oh so well
But I’m tired of good clean living
And I want to have some fun
So tonight I’m gonna hit the town and get it done

CHORUS 1
Gonna find me a no good, lowdown
Dirty Rotten Guy
He’s gonna be a stunner,
Dark eyes and man alive! 
All the muscles I can handle, none of the brains I’d usually try to find
Gonna find me a no good, lowdown,
Dirty Rotten Guy

V2
Now my girlfriends always told me all about these jerks
Who come and go just as they please,
Love ‘em and leave ‘em hurt
So I heeded their warnings
And I searched for Mr. Right
But he’s asleep on the couch and I’m going out tonight

CHORUS 2
Gonna find me a no good, lowdown
Dirty rotten guy
He’ll buy me drinks til I’ve had my fill and dance with me all night
He’ll have all the good looks but none of the class
But he’ll sure know how to shake his oooooh
I want a no good, lowdown, Dirty rotten guy

BRIDGE
Every good girl’s had a daydream about a bad, bad boy
Fast car and a loud guitar and the devil in his eye
She’ll tell herself that she won’t be just another bedpost notch
But when she shakes herself she’ll realize that bridge she almost bought

CHORUS 3
Well I thought about it and I don’t want a
No good, lowdown, dirty rotten guy
‘Cause even though my man can’t dance
He comes exactly as advertised
And there’s never any mystery where he’s been
‘Cause he’s always home in bed by 10
Don’t want a no good, lowdown dirty rotten guy
Hey ladies, I know I ain’t got it bad
Just a little Friday night fantasy that I had
Don’t want a no good, lowdown, dirty rotten guy